Comments by Julius Valsson ([email protected]) on Sat, 03/10/01 21:35
An interesting concept(-ion)! Womens Lib?


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Comments by Jerry Tarshis ([email protected]) on Sun, 03/11/01 11:39
Not really…
I don't know…
Immaculate Conception!
I just started to think about it
In sexual terms.

There is this Jewish broad
In her early teens
And she is chosen.

So what are the mechanics?
Doggie style? On the top? Hanging from the menorah?
Something more exotic?
(Omnipotency counts.)

Did she have an orgasm?
Did he have a cigarette?
Did they talk afterwards?
What about?

"Honey, you just conceived a child…
Immaculately (no vaginal penetration).
So lets talk about your baby's future.
(I will be an absentee father.)

By my design
He will have horrible life,
Tortured
And killed by nailing, exposure and suffocation…"

Or even better:

"I don't want to talk about it!!!
I'm censoring all the messy details!!!"

Well, maybe it is "Women's Lib" after all.